February 28, 2011

All of this hacking and coughing and snorting has got to end at some point, right?

February 27, 2011

Oscar night = an excuse to drink beer and act pissy.

February 26, 2011

Last night I had a dream I was dating Lady Gaga; everyone wanted to be me, whether they admitted it or not.

February 25, 2011

I'm sorely missing a certain Warped friend today, for some reason.

February 24, 2011

It rained today; I soaked up every last bedazzling drop with delight.

February 23, 2011

Although I am legitimately ill, I feel incredibly guilty for using this day to rest while the baby is at daycare.

February 22, 2011

I fed the parking-lot payment machine a $10 before I read the sign that said "No Change Given"; my $5 change goes to some schmuck while he chases the starving homeless people off his lot.

February 20, 2011

I hate typing the word 'February'.

February 19, 2011

We're about to leave for our first date night since the baby was born, and I am hoping that I can stop worrying about him long enough to have a good time.

February 18, 2011

Dare I venture that someone thinks I am worth something after all?

February 17, 2011

When can I stop defining myself by what I do and start defining myself by who I am?

February 16, 2011

I am preoccupied by the very idea of Tyche, the theoretical gas giant lurking out there in the Oort cloud.

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February 15, 2011

Have I mentioned how much I hate blogging from my phone while my home Internet connection continues to suck?

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