Sunday

May 15, 2011

Ice, ice, ice--all I want to do is chew on ice.

Saturday

May 14, 2011

Sometimes I just want to bite down on something--pretty much anything--really, really hard.

Friday

May 13, 2011

Well, Blogger was down last night and today, so it's a good thing I didn't have anything important to say then--or now.

Wednesday

May 11, 2011

He who says e-friends aren't real friends probably doesn't have any e-friends as awesome as my e-friends.

Tuesday

May 10, 2011

I know I've been saying it, but this time I'm doing it, for real--I'm going to bed early.

Monday

May 9, 2011

It's hard for me to find 3 positive things to write down in my "daily positivity journal" when everyone keeps shitting on me.

Sunday

May 8, 2011

I didn't get a Mother's Day gift or meal or other such gesture today, and my parents told me not to come visit them (they'd rather watch basketball on TV); I am getting very, very tired of feeling like a kicked puppy.

Saturday

May 7, 2011

I helped a friend move into his huge new house today and felt genuinely proud of him for working so hard to achieve the success that allowed him to make this monumental purchase.

Friday

May 6, 2011

Looking forward to getting back to running this weekend, now that my knees have fully recovered.

Thursday

May 5, 2011

I really dig helping others, but, man, when is someone gonna help me?

Wednesday

May 4, 2011

Like the wind that carries a balloon, I am an invisible force--inconsequential until I am needed.

Tuesday

Monday

May 2, 2011

Osama bin Laden is dead: relief, fear, and morbid curiosity float weightlessly in my beer.

Sunday

May 1, 2011

The air is brisk and damp on this first day of May, and I, for one, am enjoying this last blast of cool before the scorching torture of summer arrives.