April 29, 2011

Information overload.

April 28, 2011

I bought exactly two items at Walgreens today, baby formula and beer--don't judge.

April 27, 2011

Where, exactly, would I wear a cheongsam, anyway?

April 26, 2011

Why, oh why, is it so damned difficult to find Java Monster Lo-Ball drinks in this godforsaken city?

April 25, 2011

The bad news is, I have bursitis in both knees; the good news is (and this truly is fabulous news), I got the go-ahead from my doctor to stop taking my blood-thinners!

April 24, 2011

My son's first Easter was a success: The Easter Bunny was very generous (he overestimated the size of Torin's basket), and our family had a nice road trip to and around Paris, Texas (for no particular reason).

April 23, 2011

As a reward for all my hard work in the Couch-to-5K program (assuming my knees will allow me to continue), I would like to buy myself a custom-made cheongsam that accentuates my svelteness.

April 22, 2011

To do my part for Earth Day, I drove aaaall the way to my doctor's office--after calling to make sure they were there today--only to find out that they had indeed gone home early; that was gas well spent.

April 21, 2011

I want vindication like I want Chick-fil-A on Sundays.

April 20, 2011

Yesterday's run, just after a thunderstorm, was truly exhilarating, but today's knee pain has me wincing and wondering.

April 18, 2011

There's a certain sadness in possibility.

April 17, 2011

I went to the mall this weekend for the first time in a long while...And, yep, people are still stupid.

April 16, 2011

The Easter Bunny is creepier to me now than he was when I was a child.

April 15, 2011

Well, now that the baby is asleep, I guess it's just me and Mr. Xanax tonight.