Monday

February 28, 2011

All of this hacking and coughing and snorting has got to end at some point, right?

Sunday

February 27, 2011

Oscar night = an excuse to drink beer and act pissy.

Saturday

February 26, 2011

Last night I had a dream I was dating Lady Gaga; everyone wanted to be me, whether they admitted it or not.

Friday

February 25, 2011

I'm sorely missing a certain Warped friend today, for some reason.

Thursday

February 24, 2011

It rained today; I soaked up every last bedazzling drop with delight.

Wednesday

February 23, 2011

Although I am legitimately ill, I feel incredibly guilty for using this day to rest while the baby is at daycare.

Tuesday

February 22, 2011

I fed the parking-lot payment machine a $10 before I read the sign that said "No Change Given"; my $5 change goes to some schmuck while he chases the starving homeless people off his lot.

Sunday

Saturday

February 19, 2011

We're about to leave for our first date night since the baby was born, and I am hoping that I can stop worrying about him long enough to have a good time.

Friday

February 18, 2011

Dare I venture that someone thinks I am worth something after all?

Thursday

February 17, 2011

When can I stop defining myself by what I do and start defining myself by who I am?

Wednesday

February 16, 2011

I am preoccupied by the very idea of Tyche, the theoretical gas giant lurking out there in the Oort cloud.

Tuesday

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February 15, 2011

Have I mentioned how much I hate blogging from my phone while my home Internet connection continues to suck?
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Sunday

February 13, 2011

Nearly a month later, I am still trying to get this NOOKcolor figured out so that I can officially begin my quest to read one book about every US President.

Friday

February 11, 2011

I wonder when I will get to stop taking this rat poison known as warfarin so that I can get back to things that are near and dear to me--scotch, beer, aspirin, Advil, and green vegetables.

Thursday

February 10, 2011

Memories are gifts bought for our porous senses when life affords us more than we expected.

Wednesday

February 9, 2011

Memories are receipts for the tolls our senses pay when life meanders off its prevailing path.

Tuesday

February 8, 2011

Steampunk has gotten me interested in clothes, shoes, and jewelry--a feat I thought was impossible for a jeans-and-T-shirt tomboy like me!

Monday

February 7, 2011

One sick kid equals two comparably miserable parents.

Sunday

February 6, 2011

Torin enjoyed the Super Bowl more than anyone else in our household; make of that what you will.

Saturday

February 5, 2011

I can't rightly make fun of the people in the comic-book store, because they at least have a hobby.

Friday

February 4, 2011

Although today was Torin's first official snow day, and I love the cold and a thick blanket of snow, I desperately need to leave this house.

Thursday

February 3, 2011

This the third day in a row that icy roads have kept me at home, and the cabin fever is only going to get worse.

Wednesday

February 2, 2011

Blogging via phone sucks--thanks again, Time Warner!
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Tuesday

February 1, 2011

I've been snowed in today and without an Internet connection; I could never, ever do the "Survivor" thing.