Thursday

April 28, 2011

I bought exactly two items at Walgreens today, baby formula and beer--don't judge.

Wednesday

April 27, 2011

Where, exactly, would I wear a cheongsam, anyway?

Tuesday

April 26, 2011

Why, oh why, is it so damned difficult to find Java Monster Lo-Ball drinks in this godforsaken city?

Monday

April 25, 2011

The bad news is, I have bursitis in both knees; the good news is (and this truly is fabulous news), I got the go-ahead from my doctor to stop taking my blood-thinners!

Sunday

April 24, 2011

My son's first Easter was a success: The Easter Bunny was very generous (he overestimated the size of Torin's basket), and our family had a nice road trip to and around Paris, Texas (for no particular reason).

Saturday

April 23, 2011

As a reward for all my hard work in the Couch-to-5K program (assuming my knees will allow me to continue), I would like to buy myself a custom-made cheongsam that accentuates my svelteness.

Friday

April 22, 2011

To do my part for Earth Day, I drove aaaall the way to my doctor's office--after calling to make sure they were there today--only to find out that they had indeed gone home early; that was gas well spent.

Thursday

April 21, 2011

I want vindication like I want Chick-fil-A on Sundays.

Wednesday

April 20, 2011

Yesterday's run, just after a thunderstorm, was truly exhilarating, but today's knee pain has me wincing and wondering.

Monday

April 18, 2011

There's a certain sadness in possibility.

Sunday

April 17, 2011

I went to the mall this weekend for the first time in a long while...And, yep, people are still stupid.

Saturday

April 16, 2011

The Easter Bunny is creepier to me now than he was when I was a child.

Friday

April 15, 2011

Well, now that the baby is asleep, I guess it's just me and Mr. Xanax tonight.

Thursday

April 14, 2011

Today's run wasn't as good as the past two I've done; I guess everyone has her "off" day every now and again.

Wednesday

Tuesday

April 12, 2011

I wrote yesterday's post today, and I am using today's post to explain that--nonsensical, yes?

Monday

April 11, 2011

Perfume, a home-cooked dinner, cards, emails, texts, phone calls, and Facebook messages all add up to a very satisfactory birthday experience!

Sunday

April 10, 2011

Nothing like a few very good friends and the beginning of a physical fitness program to uplift a sinking soul.

Saturday

April 9, 2011

Loneliness is an empty inbox.
Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

Thursday

April 7, 2011

My son's surgery went well, and he seems to be a lot better off this evening than I am.

Wednesday

April 6, 2011

I've never needed Xanax as badly as I do tonight, on the eve of my 6-month-old boy's first (and hopefully last) surgery.

Tuesday

April 5, 2011

Yep, I'm taking my blood-thinning medication with sips of my beer--living life on the razor's edge.

Monday

April 4, 2011

I much prefer the days during which I actually get things done.

Sunday

April 3, 2011

As evidenced by the proportion of the US population that is obese, it is ridiculously expensive to maintain a healthy lifestyle--I mean, $3000+ for a quality treadmill?

Saturday

April 2, 2011

As hot as it may get here in North Texas, it will never hold a candle to the fiery heat with which I hate this place.

Friday

April 1, 2011

I'm just now beginning to watch the series "Big Love"; I am intrigued by the polygamy--and incensed by its patriarchy.