Saturday

July 30, 2011

I probably shouldn't have watched "There's Something Wrong With Aunt Diane" tonight.

Friday

July 29, 2011

This summer heat is so insane, it ruined my baby's formula while it was being delivered from Amazon.com; I cannot articulate how angry this makes me.

Thursday

July 28, 2011

Can I get some me time up in this bitch?

Wednesday

July 27, 2011

A positive thought, for once: I love my son's laugh and wish for it to be the soundtrack of our lives together.

Tuesday

Monday

Sunday

July 24, 2011

I love Sunday nights (for a limited time only): "Breaking Bad," "Curb Your Enthusiasm," and "True Blood"--a trifecta of good TV shows.

Saturday

July 23, 2011

Have I mentioned before that I would pay good money for a full day and a full night of "me" time and rest?

Friday

July 22, 2011

I picked the wrong month quit Xanax.

Thursday

July 21, 2011

A side-effect of being overwhelmed is a salty face.

Wednesday

July 20, 2011

This is the longest bad day ever; it has been going on for a whole week now.

Sunday

July 17, 2011

Wondering how this week is going to go since I didn't meet my minimum sleep quota this weekend; I'm not feeling refreshed at all.

Saturday

July 16, 2011

How about a little rain for my parched, crispy yard and my withering, cobweb-covered soul?

Friday

July 15, 2011

So, I just wrote a literature review on surgical therapy for atrial fibrillation, and you can bet your ass I'll brag about it.

Thursday

July 14, 2011

I'm normally a skeptic, but I can always tell when there's a full moon, not by looking at the moon itself but by observing the elevated levels of stupidity in the atmosphere.

Wednesday

July 13, 2011

How long will it be before I know how to react to appreciation in the workplace?

Tuesday

July 12, 2011

I just noticed yesterday that I've developed some killer calf muscles, for the first time ever, from all the running I've been doing the past couple of months.

Monday

July 11, 2011

I missed my free 7-Eleven Slurpee today, but I did finally eat some tasty In-n-Out Burger for the first time ever.

Sunday

Friday

July 8, 2011

I never, ever thought I'd say this, but a quiet house is where it's all at.

Thursday

July 7, 2011

"I hit a casket with a puppet stage. What am I doing here?"

Tuesday

July 5, 2011

I shed a tear today for little Caylee Anthony.

Monday

July 4, 2011

RIP Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, and thank you both.

Sunday

July 3, 2011

Independence Day fireworks around here would be a lot better if hundreds of thousands of other people didn't want to watch them as well.

July 2, 2011

I know I'm about 19 minutes too late, but I just need to say that I thoroughly enjoyed being (more) useless today.

Friday

July 1, 2011

So let me get this straight: I be nice to you, then you shut me out?